Well I never!

Crap grid - but amusing connections!
Although I think that Jeff and Mark are also probably in the Finger and Maglite group as well

Solved it.

Was it your own toothbrush?

I thought only o level , not A level standard, funny though.

As you are aware that you talk through your ass, and need to do this on the move, you solve the problem by using a mobile phone back there. Clever, I'd say it's tough to recharge.
There are soooo many sites on the net, where you can blog about your fight against colon plaque and back door halitosis, with your fellow history students Mark & Jeff. Can you please try using one of those sites to do so, instead of making puzzle solvers endure this crud? I'm sure that you will find a more receptive audience.

pillock

It's 'masturbation' not 'masterbation' no matter how good one is at it.

Utter rubbish.

Moron