Very good, 10/10, my wife left me

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

I saw Surskitbrah at a grocery store in Wentworth Point yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for TFT advice or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and pivoting into the comp I was already going for. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Nunus in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the Nunus and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any RNG infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each Nunu and put them into his lineup and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by whining about how bad his team comp was really loudly.