Asking for a friend,

Is there a sexuality for people who’re only attracted to 2d anime girls with fat tiddies? Ever since I’ve been a young lad, I’ve been revolted by the sight of real-life women, but Japanese cartoon characters have really done the trick for me. Every Friday night since 2009 I’ve dressed up in traditional Japanese clothing and swung around a sword for hours, honing my katana skills - preparing for the day that I move to Japan and become Hokage. Am I alone? If not, what’s it officially called? I thought “hentaisexual” might work but that sounds kinda stupid to me the more I think about it.

Also, this was a very bad puzzgrid.

Believe it!
Clarence Uzumaki, 2023, Location: Unknown ;)

(P.S. I am the next Hokage and can be anywhere anytime, and remember: Believe it!)

Please respond, I am begging you, I have resorted to puzzgrid as my only form of human interaction.