I don't think toes or bananas do that...

How can you kill a month? Squash July, Run over December... Come on Terry think of the trouble you'd cause if we lost November because it was battered by Noel or his brother.

Or do they?

And next time try to spell month right.

you are an idiot

Come on Terry! What's your answer?

Wiz - Two toes = a pair of toes. Two bananas = a pair of bananas. Whats difficult about that?
Blues / Toast - No incorrect spelling.
Dumb A**e - Thanks for the productive feedback.

I really don't think you're "getting" the concept.
You need to use genuine links.... A flick of the finger, a nuclear missile, and anything in-between could kill a moth. If any of these were in common parlance, it would be fair.... but they're not!
And since when did toes and bananas come in pairs?

Terry please excuse myself and Toast we were suffering from "overuse of N syndrome" which inadvertently inserts an "
N" into random words.

Thanks Blunes, though the men in white coats say there is more chance of curing me than Terry.